Wednesday, December 8, 2010

12 days of Christmas (my edition)...

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
a Kestrel 4000 LTD (http://www.kestrelbicycles.com/TRI/4000-LTD.aspx)



On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
2 Continental Grand Prix tires
and a Kestrel 4000LTD


On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
3 wild berry EFS shots (http://www.firstendurance.com/efs-liquid-shot.html)
2 Continental Grand Prix tires
and a Kestrel 4000LTD


On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
4 pair of compression socks
3 wild berry EFS shots
2 Continental Grand Prix tires
and a Kestrel 4000LTD


On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
5 Cans of Trislide (http://www.sbrsportsinc.com/trislide_products.htm)

4 pair of compression socks
3 wild berry EFS shots
2 Continental Grand Prix tires
and a Kestrel 4000LTD


On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
6 packs of Foggle
5 Cans of Trislide
4 pair of compression socks
3 wild berry EFS shots
2 Continental Grand Prix tires
and a Kestrel 4000LTD


On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
7 TYR Swimmask goggles (http://www.tyr.com/shop/swimmask-p-215-c-68_70_75.html)
6 packs of Foggle
5 Cans of Trislide
4 pair of compression socks
3 wild berry EFS shots
2 Continental Grand Prix tires
and a Kestrel 4000LTD


On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
8 Race fee entries (preferably Rev3 events-www.rev3tri.com)

7 TYR Swimmask goggles
6 packs of Foggle
5 Cans of Trislide
4 pair of compression socks
3 wild berry EFS shots
2 Continental Grand Prix tires
and a Kestrel 4000LTD


On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
9 Xtenex laces (www.xtenex.com)

8 Race fee entries (preferably Rev3 events-www.rev3tri.com)
7 TYR Swimmask goggles
6 packs of Foggle
5 Cans of Trislide
4 pair of compression socks
3 wild berry EFS shots
2 Continental Grand Prix tires
and a Kestrel 4000LTD


On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
10 CO2 cartridges
9 Xtenex laces
8 Race fee entries (preferably Rev3 events-www.rev3tri.com)
7 TYR Swimmask goggles
6 packs of Foggle
5 Cans of Trislide
4 pair of compression socks
3 wild berry EFS shots
2 Continental Grand Prix tires
and a Kestrel 4000LTD


On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
11 spare tubes
10 CO2 cartridges
9 Xtenex laces
8 Race fee entries (preferably Rev3 events-www.rev3tri.com)
7 TYR Swimmask goggles
6 packs of Foggle
5 Cans of Trislide
4 pair of compression socks
3 wild berry EFS shots
2 Continental Grand Prix tires
and a Kestrel 4000LTD


On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
12 EFS bars (http://www.firstendurance.com/efs-bars.html)
11 spare tubes
10 CO2 cartridges
9 Xtenex laces
8 Race fee entries (preferably Rev3 events-www.rev3tri.com)
7 TYR Swimmask goggles
6 packs of Foggle
5 Cans of Trislide
4 pair of compression socks
3 wild berry EFS shots
2 Continental Grand Prix tires
and a Kestrel 4000LTD

6 comments:

  1. i hope those are my 12 days of christmas

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  2. This post was one of the most awesome I've read in 2010! Hilarious!!!!

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  3. Agree with @Sonja. Funny as hell.

    So thanks for getting the song stuck in my head, Josh.

    I wonder if I can get all of these under my tree too?!?!?

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  4. I just forwarded this to my wife ... it is my new xmas list!

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  5. Can you please have your true love call my true love?

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